Geeky Pickup Lines

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive

Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow

I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy

Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine

What say you take the red pill and I show you how far your rabbit hole goes?

Baby, you're so hot, you denature my proteins