Cheesy Pickup Lines


Of all your beautiful curves, I love your smile the most

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple

I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you

We’re like a four-leaf clover. You’re the C, I’m the R, and there’s love in between us.

Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more

Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless

You’re like a dictionary…you add meaning to my life

On a scale of 1 t0 10 you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need

Are you a beaver? Cause dam

You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge

Can I tie your shoelace because I can't have you falling for anyone else

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Are you religious because you're the answer to all my dreams