Funny Pickup Lines

You owe me a drink. You're so ugly I dropped my glass when I saw you

You're so hot I could roast my meat on you

Damn girl, your ass is bigger than my future

Your shirt has to go but you can stay

Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes

I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari

Save water, shower with a friend!

Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?

You look like trash, may I take you out?

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?