Your eyes are like spanners….every time you look at me, my nuts tighten
Is your dad a baker? Because you haves some nice buns there
I’m no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong"
I may not go down in history, but I’ll go down on you
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
I am an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus
You must be yoghurt because I want to spoon you
Did you say the word of the day was “legs”? Let me spread the word for you
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
If your feeling down I can feel you up
are your legs made of nutella? because i'd love to spread them
You know what I like in a girl? My dick
You should join a circus so you can juggle my balls all day
Are you a drill sergeant? Cause you have my privates standing at attention
Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later
Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus
I lost my virginity, can I have yours?
The nations debt is not the only thing thats rising
You're like a little my little toe, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home
Are you from Ireland? Because when I look at you my penis is Dublin
Hey I'm like a rubik's cube, the more you play with me the harder I get